Honest HR Question n their Answers

Honest HR Question n their Answers


If we were to Honestly reply to all the HR Questions they would go something like this (wondering what d reaction of d Interviewer wud b!):



1. Why did you apply for this job?

A: I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now...

2. Why do you want to work for this company?

A: I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind ...



3. Why should I hire you?

A: You anyways have to hire some one, you may give me a try ...



4. What would you do if we hire you?

A: Well, it depends on my mindset but I will try to work on whatever is allotted to me ...



5. What is your biggest strength?

A: Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of the fate of company...

6. What is your biggest weakness?

A: Girls (I like dis one!)...

7. What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?

A: Joining my earlier company and learn that I need to jump to get more money, so I am here today! ...



8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?

A: Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there...



9. Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?

A: Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that...



10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?

A: For the same reason why you left your earlier job... More money!...



11. What do you want from this job?

A: Even if no work is given, keep giving good hikes ...



12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?

A: Make more money and for that, keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs...



13. Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?

A: Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website ...



14. What is the salary expected and how do u justify that?

A: Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard (I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my current salary by 30% !!!!)