MY BOSS

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,




When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough





When I don't do it, I am lazy,



When my boss does not do it, he is busy,





When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,



When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,





When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,



When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,





When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.



When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.





When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.



When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.





When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.



When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.





When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview



When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked





When I do good, my boss never remembers,



When I do wrong, he never forgets